This story came about from one small scene within that made me laugh and it grew from there. The male lead can also be found in "Utterly Unexpected" and two of the supporting characters have a small scene in "A Beautiful Life."
People had been
disappearing for weeks, but no one thought anything of it. For a town full of
heroic people, the small population was fairly oblivious to the world outside the
city limits; usually do to the constant barrage of attacks and misadventures. It
wasn’t until sweet little Yuki was kidnapped and her bighearted oaf of a
boyfriend returned in a craze that anyone bothered to take notice.
“We were coming
out of the ice cream shop when this creepy old man with these buggy eyes and
wild mad scientist hair came up to us and started hitting on Yuki! I told him
to back off ‘cause she’s my girl but he didn’t even look at me,” a jabbering
Kazuya explained, wildly throwing his arms around. “Just as I’m about to grab
him, the little skeezoid throws this stuff on me. I was spitting it out ‘cause
it got in my mouth when all these cats started showing up and attacking me! I
love cats because their cute an’ fluffy an’ sound like little motors but not
when dozens of them are clawing all over my face and body trying to eat me.”
A choking snort of
laughter escaped the dark haired woman next to him as she pressed a hand to her
mouth. Green eyes met her blue with a slight headshake of warning, looking
pointedly at the short figure standing behind Kazuya with a tangible feeling
of malice.
“Kazuya, by
chance, did he throw catnip on you?” a slightly older man with red hair asked.
“That’s it!” the
orange haired youth screeched. “All those cats were attracted to the catnip.
There’s not a feline alive who hates me.”
Patience snapping
the murderous figure whirled Kazuya around, grabbed the front of his shirt,
and shook the taller man, snarling, “What happened to Yuki, you worthless
waste of space?”
“The guy took
her,” he yelped, teeth rattling in his head.
“Why didn’t you
protect her?” the shorter man hissed, hands itching to rise a few inches and
strangle the life out of the dimwit.
“I was trying to
get the cats off without hurting them!”
“That’s enough
Hector,” the redhead interjected, putting a hand on his furious friend’s
shoulder. “The important thing right now is rescuing Yuki.”
“Fine,” Hector bit
off, dropping Kazuya.
“Can you find
her?” the green-eyed Autumn asked.
Silence as Hector closed his eyes searching for Yuki’s aura. It was a closely guarded secret,
kept even from Yuki, that Hector was her brother. In order to keep an eye on
his beloved little sister he’d found a way to locate her so he could watch over
her from time to time.
Red eyes snapped
open.
“I’ve found her,”
he said already on the move, “the fool didn’t even bother to hide his
location.”
A short time later
Hector and the dark haired woman, Julie, slipped in a back window of a rundown
house. Split into two groups for a faster search, the four people silently
snuck through the building leaving an earnest and unaware Kazuya to storm the
front door in a flurry of love proclamations and screams for “the bug-eyed
skeezoid weirdo to come out and fight like a man!”
So far they’d
found nothing but cats. Dozens of cats. In every room they entered. Bedroom
after bedroom with a bed, closet, dresser and piteously mewing cats in all
colors and sizes.
A terrible feeling
crawling up her spine Julie asked Hector, “Do you think these are the missing
people?”
“Hn,” he grunted,
“I don’t care.”
“But what if Yuki’s
a cat?”
Hector paused,
glaring at her over his shoulder.
“Then it better be
reversible,” he said ominously, “for his sake.”
“This is a waste
of time,” Hector announced ten minutes later as they entered a bedroom just like
the others, this one surprisingly lacking cats. The loud hollers of Kazuya had died down and there was still no sign of Yuki.
“What do you
propose?” Julie asked, checking the closet for people or secret compartments.
“We find the man
responsible and make him talk,” he hissed darkly, hand clenched in a fist.
“Sounds like a
plan.”
Thunderous
footsteps echoed down the hall as a mad yowl filled the air. Had they been
discovered? Sharing a glance the two took on fighting stances, Hector crouched
slightly before Julie, prepared for the worst as the door crashed open.
Suddenly Hector dodged to the right, Julie automatically tracked his movement, looking for
danger. She realized, too late, as her head whipped around that their attacker
was barreling towards her in a big orange blur. Wheezing in surprised pain as a
cannonball weight slammed into her chest, Julie rocked back, tipping as her
hands clamped around her thrashing attacker.
‘Is that fur?’ she
thought just before stars exploded behind her eyes.
Hector blinked,
slightly widened eyes showing surprise as his friend crumpled gracelessly to
the ground after cracking her head on the dresser. Moving to the door he
hesitated, looked back at the helpless girl, and scowled. All that mattered was
finding Yuki, and yet…Closing the door with a snarl he stomped back to Julie,
fully intending to slap her awake.
The orange
attacker gave a pathetic meow, unable to get free from the unconscious girl’s
grip. Reaching down Hector grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck, yanking it
up with a death glare. Human or not the fuzzball cause of this unwanted delay
was going up in flames. The cat purred in happiness followed by a tiny mew, as
an unbelieving Hector met very familiar eyes. Dark satisfaction spread through
his veins as Hector gave a low chuckle, and the orange cat trembled.
“Urgh. I’m dead,”
Julie groaned, her skull throbbing. Cracking open her eyes she saw Hector standing next to the door smirking. “And in hell.”
“You only wish you
were that lucky,” he goaded, wicked satisfaction gleaming in his eyes. “A cat
knocked you out.”
“I was knocked out
by a dresser!” Julie hissed through grit teeth as another wave of pain radiated
through her head. “Besides, if you hadn’t dodged it never would have hit me.
Though, at your height it probably would’ve gotten you in the face.”
“If I didn’t move
Kazuya would be dead,” he snarled, resting a hand on the sword at his hip.
“Would you prefer him in sixty or seventy pieces?”
“Oh, blah, blah,
blah. You’re super fast and I’m not,” Julie huffed carefully standing up.
“Y’know I may have gotten hit by the cat but you ran from it.”
Hector’s eyes
widened in surprised outrage before narrowing into furious slits, “I never
ran.”
“You sure
hightailed it out of the way when you saw the cat coming.”
“I sidestepped.
Something any third rate amateur should have been able to do.”
“You jerk! If you
hadn’t distracted me I would have been fine.”
“You should have
been aware of your surroundings.”
“How was I
supposed to know a cat of all things would be able to hit like a linebacker?”
Julie snarled, before she paused, looking at Hector in confusion. “Wait. Did you
say Kazuya?”
Irritation melted
into a smug expression as Hector arched an eyebrow. “Displaying your amazing
observational skills once again,” he mocked, enjoying her embarrassed annoyance.
“Because I’m sure
you realized it was Kazuya the moment he came through the door,” Julie
grumbled looking around. “What did you do with him?”
Crimson eyes
glowed in unholy pleasure as they flicked down before locking on suspicious
blue. Lowering her eyes, Julie bit back a surprised laugh. Kazuya, now a
large orange cannonball of a tabby, was wedged under Hector’s boot, the ends of
his singed fur still smoking. Large terrified brown eyes met hers, silently
begging for rescue.
Julie considered
him with half-lidded eyes, head tilting as she gave Kazuya Cat a lopsided
smile.
“You gave me a
concussion, so I’m not really inclined to stop Hector,” she announced with little
sympathy. “All things considered, be happy he didn’t kill you.”
“The idiot did
manage to do something right,” Hector said, carefully pulling aside his cloak to
reveal a white, crimson eyed, kitten curled safely in his arm.
Eyes rounding in
surprise, Julie stepped closer, leaning down to inspect a familiar red ribbon
tied around the kitten’s neck. “Hello Yuki.”
“Now that we have
what we came for, let’s finish this,” Hector suggested, eager to find the man
responsible for harming his sister.
Julie nodded in
agreement and they turned to leave. Freed from the pressure of Hector’s foot,
Kazuya Cat’s long wheeze of gratitude turned into a sharp yowl of panic as
the door burst in a shower of wood. Curled around Yuki for protection Hector jumped back, stumbled, and barely avoided a fall. Eyes widened in furious
surprise locked on the howling orange tabby clinging to his foot.
“Get off me you
fool,” he snarled, swinging his foot towards the wall as a shower of dust fell
over him.
Standing in the
doorway was by far one of the ugliest men Julie had ever had the misfortune of
seeing. And she spent the majority of her time fighting creatures from the
deepest darkest pits of the abyss. His bug eyes roved in different directions,
independent of each other, as he chanted with a mouth full of brown rotted
teeth, and the putrid stench rolling off of him suffocated the room. Lowering
the arm she’d thrown in front of her face when the door exploded, Julie heard
her companion growl, the sound drawing their attacker’s attention. Not wasting
time she crossed the room in two steps, reared back, and sucker punched the
crazed man. He fell back in a daze and she followed with a hard right cross,
smiling in grim satisfaction as his jaw gave way with an ominous crack!
Leaving the unconscious man she entered the
bedroom looking for her friends. There was Kazuya Cat helping the little
Yuki kitten out of the tangled pool of Hector’s cloak on the floor. But where
was Hector? The cloak twitched, followed by a furious hiss.
“No way,” Julie
murmured crouching down to lift the fabric. Glaring at her from underneath the
cloth was a black, crimson eyed kitten with a familiar white star pattern on
its fur. Biting her lip to keep back a chuckle, Julie couldn’t quiet hide her
amusement as she asked, “Hector?”
A low rumbling
growl emerged from deep in the kitten’s throat, his entire body vibrating with
rage. Alarmed, Julie leaned back as Kitten Hector pounced, watching in wide-eyed
wonder as the ferocious feline mauled the larger Kazuya Cat. Reaching over
she scooped up the fretting Yuki, absentmindedly scratching behind the other
girl’s ears as orange fur began to fly. Tipping her head to the side Julie
scoffed, "Sidestep, huh?”
Hours later
everyone was back to normal and returned to their rightful places, the creepy
Catman turned over to the proper otherworld authorities.
“How did you
manage to convince him to tell you how to reverse the spell?” Autumn asked her
red-haired boyfriend.
“We merely had a
conversation about what would be in his best interest,” he calmly replied,
smiling politely at his friends as they shared a universal feeling of ominous
foreboding.
As the
conversation carried on Julie slipped closer to Hector, drawing his attention
with a tap on the shoulder as she leaned in.
“Listen here
kitty-cat,” she said softly, ignoring the dark look he gave her. “I think our
problems today weren’t so much our fault, as Kazuya’s, and the only
reasonable thing to do now is get revenge. Agreed?”
“Agreed,” Hector replied with a malevolent smirk.
“Oh, Kazuyaaaa!”
Julie sang as they moved towards the bruised teen.
“Hey guys, what’s
uuuaaaagh!”